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November 4, 2013

THE COUNSELOR

(2013) 117 Minutes, Rated R


A.C.’s Review:  A TALE OF TWO CONTRAST Part 2 - I recently viewed two movies that are the polar opposite of one and other in terms of storytelling but share the same style in that they both are vying to be a serious adult oriented movie. First up was Parkland.and the next is The Counselor.
 

Starring Michael Fassbender and Cameron Diaz is a strangely paced film that does the opposite direction from Parkland…the characters are given too much development in that there are endless scenes of conversations between the characters that are supposedly enriching their character. Some of it was so over the top like the opening scene is literally five minutes long of Fassbender and Penelope Cruz having a conversation during a graphic sex scene under white sheets that leaves the audience wondering if someone switched the reels with something from the back room at the video store. Later on Brad Pitt’s; character gives an overlong description of a murder weapon that can choke a person to death while severing their jugular…is anyone surprised later when Pitt is murdered with the exact same weapon? Still later yet we have the leader of a Mexican drug cartel waxing philosophy to the Counselor as to why he must kill the lawyers girlfriend Penelope Cruz.  The stuff Diaz has to say and do including a sensual performance on the windshield of a Jaguar has to be seen to be believed.

After endless scenes of very meaningless conversation the plot of the movie finally becomes clear but literally it’s in the last 45 minutes or less when things start finally picking up and even then I had to consult the internet to find a summary of the plot to help me understand what I just saw.


Best Scene: (Barely) A shootout between two of Cameron’s bad guys and the Mexican drug cartel.


A.C.’s Rating:  A confused miss-mash not even worthy of DVD rental. If it’s on cable late some night check it out but don’t pay.
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